Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

When you start condemning work on Saturdays under the handle Exodus 31:14, we'll talk.

Wouldn't take Tebow? You mean like the 3 teams that DID take Tebow and try to make him a quarterback? While he did have some awesome 4th quarter comebacks in Denver, those comebacks were necessary because in the previous 3 quarters he was bouncing the football 5 yards in front on the receiver.

Well, Michael Sam doesn't have a reality show. So I assume your issue is resolved?

Thank god the Brooklyn Dodgers were willing to put up with the media distractions.

Tony Dungy on the living breathing embodiment of distraction, Johnny Manziel:

Dungy: "Things will happen"

What bothers me the most is not his homophobia. It's the cowardice. He's too afraid of getting a few questions by the media. Homophobia will only go away once people stand up to it.

Right, because there's no round-the-clock, year-round coverage of NFL teams from local and national media outlets already. "Distractions" is always a code word for "things that don't feel quite right but I'd called out for being a dick if I didn't talk in dog whistles".

So Tony has an issue with a guy fucking another guy, but is cool with a guy torturing/killing a dog. So, the real question becomes, does Tony have an issue with a guy fucking a dog?

Dungy's real problem with Sam is that he needs to get him out of the way in order to steal the ring back from Frodo.

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

That's exactly the word. Cowardly.

Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

At some point, when you are a professional troll, you actually start believing your own BS. At some point, your persona becomes your person. I think all 3 of these crossed that bridge a long time ago.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Morgan Cox: Hi. I'm Morgan Cox, long-snapper for the Baltimore Ravens. This is my wife Lauren, placeholder for the Westboro Baptist Church.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

At least she's not completely crazy. She got the hundreds of thousands killed in the Holocaust right.