the demographic is for blatino, quadroon et al

It's like he's morphing into Tito Ortiz.

That's the funny thing, isn't it? His renowned sources are useless, since he's just reporting the story exactly as its subjects would want it told. If he were an official PR flak for the league, the only difference would be that he'd use the word "Redskins."

my favorite:

....mothers who would bubble wrap their baby boy and put him on a mantle. (But not so high that he might fall off it.)

#NotAllWeasleys

I love that Maria Cary song, Always Be My Lady.

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

Hey, look! Ayn Rand has a Burner account!

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

"However, as Jezebel reported, Faircloth had a long history of making contradictory statements online[...]"

"Good for her" is not where I would go with this.

The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

He has a Jake O'Brien: Future UFC Champion tattoo on his ankle.

Easy there, killer. You sound like your parents just told you to eat some broccoli.

Apparently not all of us take advantage of the freedom to understand sarcasm.

Obama only got through on the 16th attempt. Tim Howard blocked all the other calls.