Please don't do that. If you have a comment to make, make an actual comment. Even if it's a warmed-over Royal Tenenbaums gag, put it in your own words. Telling us that you remember a movie you saw is not making a good contribution to the discussion.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Oh, look at mister big fuckin' tough guy baseball coach. Real tough guy. Woop-dee fuckin' doo. Made it to the big time, didn't you, mister woo-eee tough baseball man? Well howdy fuckin' woop-doo wooey-doo. Don't feel so tough now do you, mister howdy woop-whoa hooey yooey howdy-doo fuckin' woop-doo hooey-whoo doo-op…

Patently untrue. This "runs hot" and "fiery" coaching style absolutely killed my sports career. As a high school athlete, I had two coaches that were football/baseball coaches that belittled me and talked down to me for three years. I was a good player but grew to hate the game I was playing because of my coaches. …

I'm always amazed at how many people are prepared to defend this behavior. These guys are professionals (at least at the college level). You wouldn't put up with this shit in an office; why should you put up with it on a field?

Did you unplug the carbon monoxide detector because it was making too much noise again?

You created a burner account just to provide us with this sizzling hot sports take? Strong work.

"Totally up to him tonight."

God bless her. My wife's reaction to 27 failed attempts is normally far, far different.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Bah gawd, he has broken those equality denier's arguments in half!

He's crossed into the territory of willful obtuseness at this point.

Counterpoint:

But when douchebag writes the story in his next awful book, he's the one who got her. Then he farted on her face after, and all his bros laughed. Or something to that effect.

"He then said 'biscuit' like five more times..."