You’ve really nailed what makes great sketch comedy: realism.

Who should be offended by this?

Well, if your concern is economic, the fact that it is significantly more expensive to administer capital punishment than life in prison without the possibility of parole should make you opposed to the death penalty. Right?

Her name is Principal Mrs. Coach Taylor, to be accurate.

Thats...not it at all. Tami Taylor drank a shit ton of white wine on FNL.

Lots of people “deserve” the death penalty. Whether the state should be in the business of handing it out is another question altogether.

Has Gawker ever deleted a comment because it was critical of an advertiser?

Man, if you ever need a reminder that Drew Magary’s writing is funny, but someone trying to write like Drew Magary is painfully unfunny, just check in with Mr. Kluwe.

The world is a completely different place than 1950's Mississippi. The will of the people has eliminated many of the issues from back then.

I don't think it is the gov't's place to tell a private business owner how to conduct business

Ummmmm somebody skipped the chapter about the Southern Strategy in their U.S. history class.

This is so gloriously dumb I had to star it. Congrats.

I believe it is a business owners' right to refuse service and to do business as they see fit.

Suh and McDonald don't seem to be very nice people, but I don't think they have anything in particular against gay people.

I can't imagine a human who A - neatly trims his beard and B - has a mullet.

But it's ok because she's just being honest, right? I mean, everybody abuses their children, she's just the only one brave enough to admit it.

I'm a good fucking mother.

I generally don't hit or spank for any other reason though.

He briefed everyone, not debriefed everyone.

Nope, they had it right. They wanted to spread the escalating tension around the room.