Dude, those pictures of Flair and Duggan are at least ten years old.

He makes David Arquette look like David Flair.

I bet when MJ finds out how you're defending his honor on Deadspin, he's going to invite you to hang out with him and be your best friend and read all your NBA slash fiction.

This is not a man who will have an enjoyable last act.

the oblivious, entitled chucklehead

Nevermind—it's back to $32

Nevermind—it's back to $32

I'd argue that we live in a much less dark, much less grim world than has ever existed.

I don't think you can go wrong with Michael Pollan's advice:

No, it really isn't. Healthy habits are not magical things only available to the rich and privileged. It may take more effort for someone so sustain healthy habits if they live in a food desert, or have bad family support, but that doesn't mean that it is beyond their ability.

If you think this article qualifies as "hate speech," every day must be a challenge for you to get through.

Delete—responded to wrong person.

Passing the ball was the last thing that anybody would have expected

Because the alternative, rushing with probably the best running back in the league, wasn't susceptible to the same downsides.

Yeesh, you've got a few...issues counselor. At least you're doing your best to combat the stereotype of personal injury lawyers as smarmy jerks who graduated in the bottom half of their class.

Ok, you are being serious. Wow, that's...something. Why is it that you think so much evidence has apparently been fabricated against Hernandez?

Holy cow, you're being serious, aren't you? You really think that Hernandez didn't kill anyone?

Melissa McCarthy.

Are there many people at the Aaron Hernandez Fan Club meet-ups any more?

Correction accepted.

Aw, don't be like that. It's just that sometimes it's kind of obvious who has half a semester of Criminal Procedure under their belt and can't wait to tell folks about what's wrong with this episode of Law & Order.