He just wouldn't want the media distractions

Dungy only wants upstanding citizens like, say, Marvin Harrison on his teams. Sure, he was involved in gang activity and murder, but at least he fucked women.

I actually bet Rush would be a cool dude to run into at a bar.

Oh, you sweet dear man. You're doing your best, that's what's important.

Yet another knee-jerk pro UFC piece from Deadspin. When is someone going to take a critical look at Dana White around here and stop just being his press secretary?

You're probably more amazed at the knuckle dragging primitives who pretty rationally explained to you why your opinion was based on a several false assumptions, and made you look rather silly.

Which "real news sources" do you believe most accurately reflect Russia's involvement in Ukraine?

getting a heel kick to your skull while you're pinned to the ground is not the same as the nfl

Which part are you referring to, specifically?

But they'd never be able to replace his "sources." Which he maintains by reporting exactly what teams want him to report exactly when they want him to report it, no more, no less.

73 thumbs up!?

I actually think it's called Always By My Lady.

You're not terribly familiar with modern Germany, are you?

Remember, the Emperor's clothes are beautiful.

Was he your ride?

Goes with his "It's Always Better in Bettendorf" shirt.

I just don't think the fact that Vitor hasn't fought in the U.S. in three years is a coincidence. I also don't think that it's a coincidence that he has a purported medical condition that requires TRT.

Again, so what? You have Yahoo to write positive UFC stories seven days a week. If Deadspin was making up inaccurate or unfair negative stories, it would be one thing, but the fact is they're pretty much right with the last couple examinations of what's wrong right now with the UFC.

Wait...are you not putting Vitor in the "multiple time cheats" category?

As I pointed out to the other knee-jerk "Deadspin is too mean to UFC!" comment above, the problem isn't that Deadspin isn't nice enough to the UFC, the problem is that the UFC's model appears to be in real trouble. The UFC has every writer at Yahoo and MMA podcast toeing the company line that all is well and things…