Whether Deadspin has an anti-UFC bias or doesn't like MMA isn't the right question to ask. The right question to ask is whether these articles are pointing out problems that Yahoo and the rest of the credentialed UFC journalists are too scared to point out, and the traditional sports media is too dumb to even…

MNF's ratings are due to gambling and fantasy football.

Is there a reason that you and kerst can't bring yourselves to just come out and say what you actually mean? Why can't you just say "I think she's faking this because they were losing and/or she didn't want to play any more."? Is it because when you come out and say it, it sounds pretty fucking stupid?

You don't get to be Serena Williams by being surrounded by people who care more about you as a person than they do about whether you win or lose a tennis match.

If what's true? That Serena Williams couldn't handle the pressure of slightly down at Wimbledon in a doubles match and faked a scary looking episode, even going so far as to lay the groundwork to said faked episode in warmups? I think I'm comfortable with my analysis of that as a fucking stupid idea.

So you're suggesting that Serena Williams, one of the greatest tennis players in history, who has played dozens (hundreds?) of grand slam matches and won and lost countless doubles and singles matches, was so desperate to have an excuse for losing this one match that she's faking being dazed and disoriented and,…

so long as PPV cards remain high end.

But ask yourself: when was the last card that you saw and thought, "well that's going to be really great." It used to happen with some regularity; now, not so much.

The way for them to get new stars is to radically cut back on the number of events, and let the public actually get to know some fighters. At the root of some of its problems is the UFC's desire to have every goddamn fighter in the world under contract to try and choke out other promotions. Pick a much smaller…

If you didn't type this wearing a tucked in Under Armor polo and a either a Crimson Tide or Yankees hat, you really should have.

If you are under the impression that someone somewhere else being more of an asshole excuses this particular asshole, please allow me to disabuse you of that notion.

He's not supposed to be your coddling babysitter.

Because it's SPROTS, that's why!

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Bro, do I even bench?

This is satire, right?

Hello...ladies.

Allow me to offer a counterpoint:

I bet you spend a lot of your day harrumphing about things.

Trolly troll just loves trolling.