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GeorgeMotherfuckingJones
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1991 Twins winning the World Series. Four of those games were decided by a single at-bat, and five games were won by a single run.

This is all i thought of when I read this...

Hey, can’t all of us dipshits get along?

When you figure out your mistake, sir, boy will your cheeks be rouge!

In no way am I trying to vilify law enforcement. I understand that California codes and statutes are very different than those of my state. As west-coaster stated California is the same. I never stated nor intended for “out of jurisdiction” to be interpreted as illegal. I was just giving alternate theories because the

The obvious answer is that the car belonged to MIB, and the driver of the go-kart was an alien with a doomsday device.

Who needs sleep.....Plenty of time for that when your dead.

Since when do FSU students have to pay for seafood at Publix?

That episode included Tori in it, and therefore doesn’t actually exist.

+1 Jameis

I bet they got them from the same place that Zach Morris got the ones for Bayside High. Buncha' stained green fingers comin'.

At my local Publix, snow crab clusters are on sale this week for $7.99/lb.

Statistically, owning a gun greatly increases your odds of being injured or killed by one. Might make you feel like more of man, but I prefer the longer life span.

It’s ok Mike, buncha’ Nancy’s here gettn’ upset bout nothin’

I would even go farther to say it isn’t just about racism, it’s about prejudice, ehem, of all stripes and it’s about inclusiveness. It’s just this broad allegory about judging people by the content of their character not their outward appearance, mannerisms, or background.

Wait a minute...how do we know you are from Quebec? Don't you guys have something against speaking/ writing in English? (Oh and as a Washington, D.C.-area person, thanks for the baseball team!)

Sounds like Quebec really got f’ed in the eh