Tony Stewart changed his name??

Came for this.

The world needs more of this.

I’ve been thinking lately that it would be really cool to have a “black box” on a car that’s fitted with sensors like a self-driving car, but which would record a driver’s actions along with situational data. Then have a computer analyze it and simulate what traffic would be like if everyone drove like you.

Actually, I’d say the epidemic of tailgating is a bigger problem. The more traffic there is the closer people drive, and therefore the more difficult it is to change lanes or merge.

Traffic jams would be less of a problem if you would all just get the hell out of my way.

Just like this one:

If you haven’t seen When We Were Kings, you should use this as an excuse to watch it.

Swagger that generic present day rappers with their bling-bling can’t hope to acquire. His game was unmatched. In the ring - and well beyond it.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Come on Olympics. You missed the perfect opportunity to use as their anthem.

You spelled June wrong.

Was going to write a fake essay with humorous anecdotes, but just not feeling it. May or may not be on Xanax now.

Believe it or not, most people who watched Talladega Nights were not IndyCar fans. Shocking, I know.

Because...summer?

Seem's like a awful lot of wasted effort bringing you to life.

It’s your right to say that, but

Seems like you're a cunt.

A Drew party! A big Drew party! Big Drews, little Drews, white Drews, black Drews....