Tony Stewart changed his name??

Came for this.

The world needs more of this.

Just like this one:

If you haven’t seen When We Were Kings, you should use this as an excuse to watch it.

Swagger that generic present day rappers with their bling-bling can’t hope to acquire. His game was unmatched. In the ring - and well beyond it.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Come on Olympics. You missed the perfect opportunity to use as their anthem.

You spelled June wrong.

Was going to write a fake essay with humorous anecdotes, but just not feeling it. May or may not be on Xanax now.

Believe it or not, most people who watched Talladega Nights were not IndyCar fans. Shocking, I know.

Because...summer?

Because people still assume (mistakenly so) that unions are the best thing for an employee that there ever was.

9 ash trays
Door handles are actually cup holders
Mirrors are facing mirrors for extra safety
Two gas tanks so you can carry more gas
Hybrid

No no, this is the Starr for him:

Seem's like a awful lot of wasted effort bringing you to life.

It’s your right to say that, but

Seems like you're a cunt.

A Drew party! A big Drew party! Big Drews, little Drews, white Drews, black Drews....