Trumpster fire.

+1 bottle of Calamine lotion.

If only there was a good guy with a fire extinguisher near by

Holy shit, this is strongly in the running for funniest thing I’ll see all day

Tobias Fünke

They can still get Deadspin Award winner Curt Schilling to send them some dank memes if they have time to kill. Just a real nice powerpoint presentation of poorly thought out Nazi comparisons, racist “humor” and not funny “jokes.”

Today I learned about a tool called a Torque Multiplier. It provides 6,000lbs of torque. Today was a good day.

From what I can see in the pictures (second picture, he says the first was after assembly)... he didn’t completely undo the stake in the stake nut. I can see witness marks where it looks like he tried and he claims he did, but it doesn’t look to me like it’s completely clear of the threads.

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

“The 28-year-old player suffered no serious injuries”

I just want to see cut always of the shit and needles and humans floating in their toxic bodies of water...as soon as possible. I can wait an hour.

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

Yeah but it’s from your wife who you’ve been banging for a decade. BORING!

Could’ve been worse, yes.

One could also say that the need isn’t there because...terrorism isn’t as bad as the media and politicians portray it to be. There’s a lot of jobs riding on terrorism. 100K jobs alone just for TSA employing those who could not ordinarily get a job due to lack of more marketable skills.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

You're way outta line here. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

Bartolo has more talent, dignity, and grace in his 18th chin than most athletes have in their entire body