I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.

There are still some Democrats who never bothered to migrate to the Republican party, despite having far more in common with them, anymore, than they do with Democratic goals. I suspect there will always be some.

That was my interpretation as to what the check-ins were checking in on. Like if she doesn't (as the FUCKING STATE, not a private citizen) do her job, back in she goes.

More good news folks...!

StraightOuttaKentucky.

Then right back to jail she goes!

Black hole Sun would be perfect.

Ha! I haven’t seen this gif before. Perfect.

I wouldn’t say “nothing.” Her office is issuing licenses to same-sex couples now and she is not allowed to stop them. She may not have to do it herself, but she still lost.

The alternate reality that Kim Davis and her supporters inhabit is astonishing. I do not understand the victory celebration. They lost. At every single step of the way, they lost. The couples she refused marriage certificates are married and (I sure hope) enjoying their honeymoons. The only reason she is out of jail…

This is what is truly most amusing about all of this. They won nothing. Sure, she is out of jail, but that would have happened sooner or later anyway. Marriage licenses are being issued, the Supreme Court has not disappeared in a cloud of brimstone and gay people are still getting married.

MORDOR

Jesus Christ, that pose. We get it — you think you’re a martyr. You can climb down off the cross now.

Why does this woman think she won? Gay people are still walking into her office, and walking out with marriage licenses to marry another gay person. And if they aren’t, she goes right back to jail.

Oh my god I laughed so hard when I first heard the song. I thought it was a joke! They keep saying Jesus won but...gay marriage is still legal. So what exactly did they win?

That is one punchable face. Its just infuriating that she feels that she’s triumphed.

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

This bitch...