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GeorgeGeoffersonLives
georgegeoffersonlives

I have always thought Jeter and George Clooney were gay in a Rock Hudson type way. Jeter and Clooney seem to always have more chemistry with their male co-stars and teammates opposed to any woman (including Amal Alamuddin). The fact that Jeter doesn’t allow cell phones in his home and gives the ladies he “slept” with

The only reason why a lot of it sounds “unbelievable” is because people claim to respect “The Captain” so much for his on field play and wanted to live (the heterosexual parts) his off field life. Rumors about Derek really being gay have gone on for years and told by people that are usually believed when it is about

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Good job, Yahoo.

Oh yeah. Totally a money hustle. Just cashing in on that sweet rape money. Because that’s definitely a thing that happens.

Damon Wayans Jr. could you PLEASE go talk to your father. I know he’s salty about his lack of relevance but this is just ridiculous.

“I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [Cosby is] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”

Your son has some words for you, Damon.

His heart goes out to all those women who weren’t raped? Yeah okay. -1000 for that shout-out.

Nah, they don’t really fuck with black people.

Hahahahah! I said you were bullshit. Everything you say is bullshit. What more do you want? You are a liar. You are a pathetic troll with no life. Now fuck off, little boy.

“Wear the Color of Your Privilege Night”

He killed HOW many hookers?

Wow, your Friday nights are way more interesting than mine. Tell me more!

“White privilege? You gotta be kidding me! Do you know how many strings dad pulled to get me in here?”

As someone who just recently graduated college, I can assure you that frat bros use the word bruh in place of bro. Any chance a white frat dude gets to try and seem black is a chance they are going to jump on, trust me.

The History Channel, rich baritone voiceover.