This is what happens when parents don’t let their kids play football. He’d be just another lineman.

They avoided buttoned uniforms out of mercy to him...and buttons.

I bet he throws down a mean slider

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

0% chance that guy only weighs 300 pounds.

No kidding. Conveniently EXACTLY 300.

They need the Little League World Series graphics here.

Mom: “Honey, have you decided on college?”

Ancheff: “STEW!!!!” *slurping noises*

At least get the guy a uniform that fits. They probably had to cut that thing off him.

That stat line seems accurate. I wouldn’t expect a guy that big to save anything for anyone else.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

OSHA may be a pain in the ass, but most of those people would be alive if they were in a civilized country.

Blatter Cancer

I’M DIED

I have not ever laughed so hard at something so stupid. You are a true artist!

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

Apparently you haven’t watched enough Fox and Friends!

Just FYI, Scott Brown was a Senator. Elizabeth Warren handed him his ass in the last election.