Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

All the stars.

Nicki is throwing shade. Please. Yeah, it was just a freaky twist of the wardrobe department that Nicki got a old shirt that threw that much shade on Tyga.

AGREED. This one was so fuckin obvious. I’m not sure why they didn’t reference Drake’s diss at Tyga.

I’m a 35 year old dude and I don’t read gossip mags or watch Kardashian shows or any of that shit. BUT GODDAMN I LOVE SHADE COURT. Appointment reading. The Voyage of the Mimi (greatest theme song of all time) is delicious icing on this cake.

I agree and I think the Kendall and Kylie tweet was to let folks know its nothing against Kylie.

How can you say that the Nicki Minaj thing is not shade? It is so shady!! What I find hilarious is how much the shirt actually costs. $1725. GET IT? LOL

Nevermind, this is the perfect response. Cate, how do you do it?

You’ll have to file an appeal.

I can actually get down with that theory.

I have absolutely nothing to add, but I must express my glee every time Shade Court is posted!

I maintain that it is in fact shade because the plausible deniability factor is so high. Why would she wear a 2-3 year old shirt as shade over a current beef? You’d have to be really trying and in the end you’d be the one looking pressed. Which is precisely why she can easily say she wasn’t trying, while Tyga’s ears…

“The Ruling:Not shade”

I mean, the Nicki one is not shade, but the fact that Tyga feels some kinda way about it is one helluva self-drag, tbh. Just tellin’ on himself in the worst way. How unfortunate.

What the Sam fuck is going on over at Cosmo? Are they just devolving into an emoji feed? Get it together, ladies...I need you to teach me 10 ways to please my man!!!

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.