You done gone and won the internet. Forever.

I can not tell you how much absurd joy this brings me. Like, I smile like a child seeing something strange and new for the first time. And, it’s not even her being revealed, but the whole kind of thought process that must have went behind this. Homegirl is twisted, but twisted in a way that is almost admirable. Almost.

I laugh every time I see her pictures, now. It’s so absurd, like, it just doesn’t fully register with me. It’s like a Chappelle skit, accept that the humor was unintentional on her part which makes it really fucking sad.

“Maybe”? Bless your heart.

The emperor has no dick...errr...clothes. Take a seat, King James. Take all of the seats.

So, the rumors are true.

Right? Forget the handshake, they are going through a line like he’s their coach or something.

Judging by gif, the only way he’s 6’4” is on an applebox.

Shocking! If you could see how hard I rolled my eyes...

They have the worst accents in the history of accents.

I don’t get the whole falling asleep while driving thing on anything other than cross-country trips while you’re trying to make time. If you’re too tired to driver after a concert, something’s wrong.

I blame Canada.

I’ve seen smaller people in mobility scooters. Truly, he’s an American Hero™.

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Mmmmm...slider.

If he’s 300lbs, the only way he’s 6’2” is standing on an apple box (from which he ate all of the apples).

Oh, all of them, Katie.

Remember like way before Qatar was even chosen and was just in the running how EVERYBODY was saying that it shouldn’t even be in consideration? Remember that? This is like watching a low-speed train derailment. Everyone saw it coming and they still awarded the fuckers the games, anyway. I wish everyone involved in…