I’m not surprised by the Qatar numbers. I didn’t, however, hear that anyone died making Sochi, which I guess just shows you how good the Russian government is at tamping down on that news.

At the same damn time.

Go home, asshole; you’re drunk.

The hosts of the Fox morning show that’s named like it should heavily involve puppets

The entire show is built around them stepping on their own dicks. It’s so bad that SNL does a pitch-perfect parody of the dumb bastards.

Armenians are honorary Italians, okay? lol

Idris Elba and Tom Hardy? I appreciate the range and vast expanses of your imagination. lol

Big Ang! She’s actually looking normal (for her) in that picture. Wow.

I’m sure they did.

In other news, the sun will rise in the east, tomorrow. Stay classy, San Diego. Goodnight.

Not shade? Girl, bye. This is top-shelf shade. This is the haute couture of shade. This shit is the Rolls-Royce of shade. This shit so shady it could foster a field of flowering dogwoods for the rest of time. Girl’s throwing more shade than a forest of California Redwoods.

Your deliberation about the Tyga shade is whack. Like, more whack than me using the term “what” without irony.

No you don’t. You couldn’t see the sun if you went outside at noon, sweetie.

I love how you closet Republicans pretend as if you don’t know that the hypocrisy of “family values” Republicanism is why their political affiliation when they do this shit is ever mentioned at all.

I mean, I’m sure you know that it’s the Republican’s hypocrisy that is always noteworthy. But, keep on concern trolling.

This. It made me gag.

This follows a bizarre incident last week where Morrissey handed a reporter a photo of himself, Pride and the baby, dressed in what looked like antebellum-style outfits.