Different interpretations for different folks, I guess. She’s almost in a G-string basically having sex with the floor by the end of the gym scene, and then is literally simulating sex with her fiancee in the last part of the video.

Lauryn Hill? You never go full Lauryn Hill.

(apart from the sex at the end)

I was feeling it, too. I’m down with most snark, but as “unconventional” speeches go, this really wasn’t bad, at all, and unlike that shit Kanye often does, this was actually a coherent message all the way through. It’s not just something she came up with on the spot for shock value.

Lauryn Hill - and god lover her, ‘cause I still do - is beyond bonkers, and it has made me the saddest for years, now. She lost what ever “X factor” - pun intended - she had almost immediately after the success of her debut album, and has not ever gotten it back. Every single one of her comebacks has been an absolute…

but in context of the sea of false lashes swimming in eyeliner that is the VMAs, and that’s just the men

Since you asked.

I don’t get why they didn’t just let Spears open the show. That was just some bad producing to put her after Beyonce’s performance. And, why the fuck do they not let Britney sing? We know she’s not a strong vocalist, but you mean to tell me that she’s so bad that you can’t even autotune her live? Hell, if Kanye can do…

The Mayor of Detroit for years now has been calling for mass relocations to his city. We’ve got the land and housing, existing Syrian and Arab communities with the social services to help them, job growth has been strong...it’s basically a win-win...and the stupid-ass coward governor was the first to come out against…

Really, shut the fuck up and leave, troll.

Jordan for such a small country has gone above and beyond expectations. What really needs to happen are the other immediate neighbors need to do quite a bit more (well, really the ones that aren’t basketcases, themselves).

lol

lol

THIS one million times. I’m tired of fucking sporadic voters come presidential years complaining about “limited choices” and in off years complaining they didn’t vote “because no one spoke to their concerns.”

Tranquilizer darts work instantaneously

Stein wants to remind survivors that she’s the emergency life boat they’re looking for, and to reinforce the sense that her opinions are brave and good and pro-gorilla.

Was it just me, or was Drake sounding extra Canadian, tonight, during his speech? I mean, I’m familiar with his usual codeswitching, but it was pretty stark to my ear during much of the speech.

Yes, her last performance was a mess, vocally. Off key the through almost the entire thing.