My favorite part was her accepting the award from the Final Five looking like Bey’Glinda the Good Witch of the Durty South lording over her little Olympic munchkins, and Laurie freaking-the-hell out.

They didn’t have to give Rhi the Vanguard Award this yaer, though. It’s like they were pitting them against each other in how they produced/directed the show.

Question, was this ultimate shade on Rihanna, like a full-blown eclipse? I can’t explain why they’d feature both prominently on the same show given the years-long history between their orbits.

My favorite part was watching her face the whole time. She owns his ass, and both of them know it. lol Her face is like “Bitch, I know. You don’t have to tell them; they know, too.” all the damn time.

I’m glad I have something else to hang my general dislike of Bolt onto. I respect what he’s done in track and field, but he seems like such a fucking kid, like there is literally nothing serious about him, and that’s annoying.

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Yes, because the few remaining people on the fence are going to care with this many degrees of seperation from the candidate. Yes, because Trump himself is such a paragon of moral virtue.

Be a WAY better troll, love.

In a world where Rob Ford and Marion Barry have been mayors of major citie...we should probably be thinking of how to elect better, less emotionally thirsty people mayor.

I mean “hilarious” only in the sense that it’s so outrageous.

Forget the DUI, what about the assaults and domestic violence, plural?

She is the definition of a douchebag.

The killing of Harambe 3 months ago today reminds us to be a voice for the voiceless.

Let’s see...Nicki and Sasheer are killing the hell out of it. Chanel is looking good too. Angel looks like he’s doing a bad remake of Edward Scissorhands.

Right? I was like “he totally just showed a softcore porno.”

Anyone wishing that when he mentioned Amber Rose that she’d have slowly walked down the stage, waited until he was near the end of his rant, walked up on stage towering over him, and just slapped the every-loving-fuck out of him? ‘Cause that would have been nice.

This was so much more tame than usual. I give this 2 out of 5 Kanyes.

Let’s see...Nicki and Sasheer are killing the hell out of it. Chanel is looking hot as hell, that goofy little thing. Angel looks like he’s doing a bad remake of Edward Scissorhands.