Okay, I know Britney can’t sing, but you mean to tell me they can’t even autotune her to make her presentable live? Really?

Ah, this perfectly encapsulates this. lol

I can not stop laughing. lol This is so fucking ridiculous. lol

So, like Kanye just totally played a soft-core porno on television, right?

I’m talking from a psychological standpoint. He probably convinced himself that since he was acquitted he didn’t rape, so why do we expect him to turn around and admit wrong-doing?

who would probably rather be playing basketball or Pokemon Go.

So, like did he break the body of the vertebra, the transverse process, of the spinous process?

No, really?

SO good. lol

What a delicate man.

Is “Up All Night” (at 6PM) supposed to be irony? I’m new, here (obviously).

Shut the fuck up. Really.

Go the fuck away, troll.

This is an underrated comment.

Rub out one for the homies.

I mean, just logically, if you’re acquitted, why would you put out a statement admitting guilt? It’s a shitty statement, no doubt, but you expect a guy who not only physically but legally got away with this is going to be like “Yeah, I’m filled with guilt for that girl I raped?”

LOLwutdafuq?!

I mean, that’s all well and good, but if you’re going to excuse/doubt the Bowie story, you’re also going to have to do that with this dude who was literally acquitted of the crime. Just saying.

Right? Unless he was talking about Bill Cosby and I misunderstood, Nate Parker is only 36 fucking years old. That’s not much older than me. It’s like borderline Millennial. Andrea can miss me with that bullshit.