Shorter Arv:

lol

Melania always looks like she smelled a false fart, or someone called her poor or something.

So, she’s basically like “I don’t really want to meet you, at least not now.” and he comes anyway? I find very little sympathy with something so creepily clingy/stalky. I feel sorry for her even though she was pretty obviously catfishing him.

This is like peak Trash Philly.

I love you for that. lol

Bless his heart.

Donald Trump wasn’t ever 6'3", let alone now.

When you’re one person out of 535, being extremely passionate and stubborn can be a very useful thing. But single minded focus is not an asset to have when you’re The Person in charge.

Huh? The media uses former titles all the time. They are always calling former governors “Governor So-and-So.”

I think the real question is if he ever went into retirement. I mean, we know Anthony did, but how do we know Carlos went back underground?

“I’d come out of a retirement just to beat him like a rented mule,”

My favorite part is when she says “he’s so cute” through her laughter and tears trying to catch her breath. It’s a perfect “bless his heart.”

In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Channing Tatum’s theoretical second cousin...

Anthony, anthony, anthony...

I really have no problem supporting firebrands. I’m just far less likely too for president realizing that it’s an office that supposed to represent ALL of America, even the parts I disagree with and don’t particularly like. Again, my member of Congress? Yeah, I want to get as far to the left as I am. But, for the…

Right. Like, if I want a character and someone who just shoots off at the mouth, that’s what my member of Congress is for. I don’t want some loose cannon as president from either party, even for as far to the left as I am.

And, I wish you would, Malcolm, you troll, you.

What the fuck crawled up your ass and died, eh?

How about I cook you up a hot plate of shutthefuckup?