here come dat gurl!

SURPRISE!

Excuse my French, but holy fucking fuck-balls, Batman!

You didn’t read that as if he was the final straw that made her review her life? It sounds like she was miserable, and he nudged her over the cliff back to some kind of contentment.

Jealous racist says what?

but now you’re telling me that the wealthier districts are actually more competitive academically.

Abby, bless her heart.

When I was 16, I was paid minimum wage to participate in a reality TV show in Puerto Rico that included challenges like eating mayonnaise on camera with my hands tied behind my back.

When Rihanna sang “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage,” none of us knew that she was really talking about the Los Angeles Metro

Why, bless his heart.

The whole premise behind this title is ridiculous to the point of being offensive. If they didn’t do shit after Newtown, what makes you think they’d care about the deaths of 49 mostly gay and mostly Latino individuals at a nightclub?

Did you watch the first two?

This shit is 3-3, and y’all acting like it’s Cavs 5-1.

Seriously?

When you come up for air off your knees, post this again. Ain’t nobody got time for this foolishness.

I found Waldo, guys!

Fuck LeBron James’ whiny ass. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

I hope this guy has signed up for Obamacare open enrollment so that he can receive the mental health care he so desperately, desperately needs.

lol