Everyone take a moment and savor Leto's transformation with me, Jezzies. I was recently dumped by a stupidly hot man-child who styled himself largely after Mr. Leto (devastating in the pants department) and who more or less held Leto as the only man-crush in his life. He more or less modeled his life, look and music…

But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Oh fucking hell.....

It's almost as if you're trying to say the WBC is inconsistent, intellectually incurious, and incapable of self-reflection.

My favorite celebrity comment of all time on Piers Morgan.

Stephen Fry was asked on a British quiz show for the definition of "countryside".

Stephen Fry - "To kill Piers Morgan."

My mom ended up with a tiny gold purse from one of her aunts. It still had a lipstick in it and that just touched me. I asked her if I could have them. The color was almost ashes of roses and the smell was of another era. I experimented with that lipstick and started wearing it out. It was always the best part of…

I'm sorry you didn't get this explained to you at a more appropriate age, but the fact is that every abandoned baby has a biological father as well as a biological mother. (If you need help understanding how that works, try googling "human reproduction".)

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

I'm in the grays so this will probably never be seen, but we were quite drunk, and I suggested we leave the bar and go to McDonald's. I proceeded to order, not kidding, seven value meals all with fries and then a 20 count nuggets... I then asked him if he wanted anything. The food comes, and the bags break under the…

Picture it Sweden 2012 miming Robyn call your girlfriend to a dude in rain soaked music festival . Dude was weirded out

I had a one-night stand on Valentine's Day with a guy I met while on a "girl's weekend" with my conservative Christian mother.

While living in Boston, there was this super hot guy that I saw on the subway quite often. He had these amazing blue eyes and I couldn't help but stare/eye flirt with him whenever I saw him. I should state right now that I am actually a notoriously terrible flirt, but I just couldn't help myself. My co-workers would…

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in…

Finally, some justice for the friends and family of Mr. Buttons. Gone, but not forgotten. Thank you. But how many ginger-people must die before I'm out of the greys?!

I once worked as a staffer for a Republican governor and I was practically the only liberal in a 100 mile radius. Everyone knew that I was a dyed in the wool Dem and it wasn't an issue at all. Some of them became true friends to me.

It's kind of hard not to hate people over their political beliefs when their political beliefs are about hating YOU.

I get what you're doing here, but you are trying to be sugary sweet about people whose goals are to, like, bomb brown babies in the Middle East and starve brown babies in the US. Like, the Dems are out to do the same thing, but at least they pretend they're not - these guys are quite open that they think these things…

well, this wasnt my own wedding, but my friends. Her and the new hubby got good and drunk at the reception. Afterwards, I volunteered to drive them both, along with the best man (who was the hubbies brother whom I didn't really care for) back to the house. Halfway there, drunk best man decided to run his mouth about…

Yeah, I have something of a problem with her speech. But I have a LOT of a problem with the way people are simultaneously lauding her for it like it was the feminist equivalent of the moon landing and slamming anyone who took issue with it by way of a lot of snide "I guess you can't be a feminist unless you're always…

It's sad how many people on here congratulated her as if she made one of the best speeches ever and when people rightfully pointed out the flaws, people got very defensive. Yet another example of white feminists being rewarded for minimal effort. Meanwhile there are dozens of think pieces criticizing Beyonce for…