"I knew Josh was hurting just as much as I was because Jerry was his brother. If being mad at Josh would bring Jerry back, then I'll be mad at Josh, because I want my son, but then what do you give to the rest of your family if you're bitter. So, I had no problem with him coming to be at the memorial service with us,…

Slow white guys find success by constantly jackin it?

Front is just fine in that case :)

You gotta have the right wheels on it.

I HIT THE STAR ON THIS ONE SO HARD

Apparently she also doesn't have the proper paperwork to configure a halfway-decent sighting setup. Who the hell mounts a flip-to-side magnifier in front of fixed-height iron sights?

No, it doesn't; it's short for "Armalite."

Morpheus: You've got to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt and disbelief. Free your mind.

Now you seem to be saying something different. Before, we were okay with Bird because he'd earned our respect as a great basketball player. Now we were okay with Bird only because we were relative barbarians back then, but now we recognize this stunt for the affront to society that it is? If so, we should roundly and…

This is the only point you had to make from the beginning and it would have been well taken.

They turn the mics up when Manning is on field. They don't do it for Bears games, so you don't hear Cutler queefing in the huddle.

I think you may be over-reacting.

This is just bad business on the part of the dealership owner and management.

WHO THE HELL OFFERS A CAR WITH ACCIDENT DAMAGE AS A REPLACEMENT?!?!?!? That is the single most F'd up thing of this whole mess. So they're able to find a 12 ZL1 with 13,000 miles and not all the options the Hooper's wanted. That's actually reasonable. You're also willing to help them out with money to fix the…

Most of them actually aren't like that. I went to a taping back in the Barker days. When you line up outside of the studio, they go through a selection process in which they tell you to be as wild and as excited as you can be.

The producers of the show, and all game shows, tell you that you'll only get on TV if you act larger than life and excited.

No. You're bad at analogies.

Going to eagles games are a miserable experience. How about you pieces of shit actually act like human beings and NOT feel the need to attack someone for rooting for another team. You are a piece...of...human...shit.