Bravo for alerting us to this story. Bravo I say! And who's cutting onions around here??

I'd throw a party for myself with hookers and blow. Maybe even buy a car too. But that's just me, you do what you want, nevermind my brilliant ideas. Don't want to put anything in your head that may sound too logical and fun. (prison shmison)

Holy shit!

Haha, nice!

Oops, bad link. Can't get it to work, my pasting kungfu sucks today. "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Team"

To expound on that further... To the uninitiated (or those who take this too seriously), the term, or nickname, as you will, was coined by Bob Ryan of NFL Films, back in late '70's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Team.

+1 I feel awful for laughing so hard..

He slices 'n' dices!

Haha, nice!

Seriously, me too.

And you'd be correct. "...and figured it'd only get worse."

I don't know, but get him out of my ice cream cake.

I think this asshat turned himself in.

That's when Jason Garrett decided to be a head coach sometimes in the future.

Almost thought this was a lyric to a song..

Not sure if serious. But, haha?

I share your sentiments greatly. Well done. I love new gadgets as much as the next guy, but unless I really need to, my current devices works for me. I'm liking the fact that fast tech advancements and many people's needs to go new ASAP, have driven a good secondary market for those of us who don't want to pay…

+ bazillion. I was just thinking that and then... boom! Al Jolson!

Hahaha, I see what you did there, BBB.

Now that you've mentioned it, some ads does sound like they're making it unnecessarily difficult to get through. That and the fact that a lot of the job ads are from headhunters trying to make a buck off of introducing you. I make it a point to check the ads, then if I can figure out the actual company looking for…