1969 Roadrunner here.  Best car I ever had.  Easy to fix.  Basic.  Nothing fancy.  And it was faster than shit (albeit 12mpg).

Damn ... absolutely the most entertaining video I’ve seen this year! 

Thanks for making me put off my motorcycle purchase once again.

Given that Mesa County is one of the reddest counties in Colorado, I’m surprised he wasn’t rewarded for his anti-government actions.

300% over 10 years is only 12% per year.  Acceptable in this new world.

Shouldn’t it be called Eroxoff instead of Eroxon?

Screw the new cars. No one is going to think your guy is cool in one of those. A 60's muscle car is just too cliche. I’d go with a top-down classic. My first choice would be a Jaguar XK140.  Followed closely by an MGA.  Or for something a little newer, Porsche 914-6.

The hidden switch shutting off the fuel pump is still the most effective defender.

It’s a French thing.  Mil-age

He could of said this and it would of been more truthful:

It’s Priscilla’s fault.

Please don’t turn Jalopnik into a meme site.  I hate those things.

Would like to see it stop from 60mph with 40,000 lbs behind it.

I look at this and all I see is dandruff and dead skin. Yuk!

For $55K you can just about buy 2 GTI’s. Tune those to 300hp for another $1K each. Just seems to be way too expensive.

F1 is becoming like NASCAR from a redneck fan point of view.  I stopped watching NASCAR a long time ago.  F1 is on the same track.

I just roll my eyes when I see people like Serena Williams crashing our party.  You know she is most likely there just to be seen.  Not that she is in any way a bad person.  I think her publicists made it happens and I am quite sure she never had to pay a dime to stroll down the pits.

Vipers always rotate right before the crash.  In Australia I hear it’s left.

Jalopnik is so advertisement ridden now. Even with ad blocker the screen still jumps around trying to show me ads. The whole website needs a redesign and much more depth. I see the same article listed in 3 or more locations. Annoying.  It used to be at the top of my list of websites I visit every day.  Now it is…

Yeah I was not going to renew my subscription to F1 TV, but reconsidering now with the new designs and shuffling of drivers.