Without further ado.

Because yes, the "Crimson Eagle" can fire his "live missile" in my "Danger Zone" any time. (See what I did there?)

Why not just sign non-exclusive deals, then? This way the studios can license their movies to netflix AND hulu, and let the two companies compete over consumer pricing, ads, etc...

I don't know what you think I'm saying, but I like that you laughed at my joke, Miss America. USA! USA!

Yes I am, yes she does, and probably west LA.

Is it available at the chemist's? I can only find it at the apothecary.

Cobie Smulders had a baby within the past year or two. Jennifer Carpenter did not.

Geez, McGinnis. Haven't you heard that Palin is irrelevant now?

I did, too, but then I realized that the police force consists of Andy and Jason.

They're both going to haunt his ass.

I saw that too. Rare or not, I prefer "mongeese." "Mungeese" sounds like a disease.

Good idea. The leopard can stay in an overhead compartment until it catches the Mongeese. It won't bother the passengers up there.

But you didn't ask how to get the snakes off the plane. Simple solution: a Mongoose or two.

Nobody pays sales tax to Uncle Sam. It's a state tax, not federal. Since we're talking about California, perhaps we should refer to "Uncle Jerry."

Want to get rid of the mouse? Put some motherf#cking snakes on the motherfu@king plane!

overdub. Do not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

In that case, good luck kayaking across the River during the possible 15 foot storm surge.

is joining this vampire pic, with Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton, as the male lead."

You know what is funny? The name Vacaville. Cow House? Cow Town?

In my well-reasoned scientific opinion, this is a crock of shit. We are tiny, insignificant beings on a small, wet speck of dust, light-years away from the nearest solar system. What civilization in its right mind would ever care about us?