This is stupid...I mean, outrageous.

Achievable? Have you ever played baseball?

Achievable? Have you ever played baseball?

Achievable? Have you ever played baseball?

3. Numbered lists

"Once the largest object ever built,"

Good one.

Posted by St. Francis of Unalaska.

GW Sharks hunt seals

It's been in several, including The Hot Spot and Teeth

For Your Eyes Only.

If you do something with Hamilton Pool, be sure to include a naked Jennifer Connelly. (Which you were probably going to do anyway.)

I think the Sept of Baelor is supposed to have seven sides, but I count eight.

Why would you approve a troll like this? Just let them linger in pink limbo.

How many platinum blondes have black eyebrows?

I dunno. I always thought of her as Asian, especially given that she comes from the Far East.

Magic.

Take the 500 off for the gang rape (see below), Blue Ivy should be +4. Also, NASA should be -200, because, come on people.

Probably not a minority opinion (this is Jezebel, after all), I was just late to the table.

I hate to be a wet blanket here, but should we really be attaching a score as to how bad a rape is? I mean, you're actually writing that this girl's rape is 50 times worse than Mountain Dew being corrosive. I'm just saying you shouldn't be attaching numbers to that sort of thing.