You ought to add notability for the Ipad. It does the same things as penultimate, but better. Easier to organize files, much easier to take notes in a coherent fashion and better dropbox functionality.

....orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In my experience as a human (avatar notwithstanding), if you don't smile, people think you're an asshole.

Um....Yeah, Cap's backstory is that he got his athletic abilities from Roids.

ORLY? Can you tell me more about what's going on in Brewer's mind?

when you find a moment's respite you can...wander off screen and fuck some chickens.

Dr. Frankenstein also said that this can be a useful skill when being chased by an angry mob of villagers.

Welcome to Jezebel, homes. Er...Holmes?

Or, like me, you're not doing your job if you're posting to Jezebel in the middle of the afternoon.

She was scared at first, but did it because of pressure from her boyfriend and peers. And now she's just resigned to doing it.

This is what happens when you get "Peggy" from those Discover Card commercials to write your copy for you.

Just a suggestion:

How about 99.999999999999%?

That's what they mean by the "Goldilocks zone."

That's how rape feels, except it happens in your orifices.

THanks for the suggestions, everyone.

Thanks. I may try the Parrot.

I have an android phone that I use to stream spotify. I'd really like to get it to play through my existing (factory) car stereo & speakers, which are plenty good enough, but I don't have an AUX input.

I can imagine that he was photoshopped out.

Don't forget about Lawrence Taylor.