Don't forget all of the missed opportunities during the first half of the game.

Also, cause they burned Drogo's corpse.

I assume "Usurper lovin" refers to Robb, Stannis, Balon & Renly (not Robert/Joff/Tommen). But what does "daughter birthin" refer to?

"Jesus, baby Flamingo. You really suck at Chutes and Ladders. You better bring your A-game next time you ask mommy to play."

"Does this look infected to you?"

Looks sorta like a young Angelina, in Foxfire.

She's less of an "it" girl and more of a "that" girl.

Paz, Paz, Paz. When are you going to realize that being naked is your only redeeming quality?

I think you're right, except that the Baratheon crest shows the crowned stag, which is what they changed it to after Robert took the throne.

I'm surprised there's no Robert/Rhaegar at the Trident.

10 points to you. The bottom row appears to be the Kingsguard at the end of Aerys' reign, plus Aerys, Pycelle and Varys.

Right. She couldn't possibly have given it back at that point.

I thought the "stupid tax" was the lottery.

I'm not an expert on Texas matrimonial law, however, it may not necessarily qualify as a "conditional gift," since it was given on a day in which presents are generally exchanged. I.e., he may have to prove that it wasn't simply a valentine's day present.

Oh yes. New York has something called the Heart-balm statute. Google it, if you dare...

Somebody set up us the bomb!

And now you're bringing Queen into it? Freddie Mercury died, like, 20 years ago.

Wait. I didn't know Fergie was involved with Prince. And I didn't think he even uses his last name professionally. I'm confused.

I thought she married the guy who played Tad Hamilton.

No, it's spelled wrong.