Dude, you hacked the jibson?

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

You must be a mountain gorilla. Or simply have poor personal hygeine and impulse control.

Well, at least you didn't make a joke about monkeying around. If so, I would have borne my teeth and charged.

Do my the ladies in my troop need a prescription for that? Should I talk to my vet, or can I get it over-the-counter?

Drinking?

Apt.

@cookie monstress:

Something rotten in the state of Denmark.

I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you

So...are sightly tattoos OK?

@lizaster: Are you Matthew Broderick?

I am 25 (not a fuddy duddy!) but I am probably one of the few who curls her lip at the man in jeans at a Broadway show.

We had more of an ozone layer back then.

I was sold at vulva.

Ew. You said "bleeding" in reference to ladyparts.

+1

See, but the problem is that they can't take a fucking nap because their kids won't go the fuck to sleep.

+1 You said it better than I had planned to.

Perhaps you just live in Minnesota?