Please guess how I voted...

I haven't felt this disenfranchised since Bush v. Gore.

You should have named him "Ado" or "Olf."

You know what won't wake you up in the middle of the night? A lion.

SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID?

+1

MUFASA MUFASA MUFASA!

GAH!!!

She haz a sad.

@slick: I deny it.

MUFASA MUFASA MUFASA!

I know it's early, but both Lion and Werewolf are losing?

Snoopy

Rape-stopping dogs are better than the fictional budweiser mascot. Ergo vote dauschund. Ok, we're clear. Thanks.

Me too, however, 22,000 people apparently did not miss it.

Speaking of which...

I vote beer over hot dogs, even if it is Budweiser.

Also ableist. In case you haven't noticed, my comments all contain a hidden undercurrent of my intense hatred of wheelchair ramps, curb cuts, automatic doors and those half-story open elevators.

Lisbeth Salander wouldn't have caved like that.

Like Jezebel commenters!