So do we think that Tatum and Brown are actually butt? Or is it just that whatever Brad Stevens is good at, it’s possibly limited to getting the most out of a bunch of yahoos and he might suck at developing stars?

PEMDAS is bullshit, it’s either PERMDAS or PEMA.

This blog has a lot more reporting involved than I expected when I clicked on the stupid egg story.

Everyone who has worked in the region knows this — even if it’s hard to demonstrate with raw data.

I have to make the joke here because my wife might smother me with a pillow if I got that song stuck in her head again.

Celtics Fucked

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

Does anyone know when they shifted their rhetoric from “gun-owners” to “gun-toters”? It certainly reads like an intentional shift and represents a rather extremist vision of who they claim to represent.

“I’m not racist. It’s just that everybody else is racist and I need to cater to their sensibilities.”

I’m a little surprised that he wears the Devil’s facial hair.

This is a very impressive remembering of a dude.

Well, yeah, but +/- accounts for the score while he’s on the floor, regardless of who he is guarding. There are, at max, 10 minutes of game time when Embiid could have been on the floor without Simmons. And it’s not like Embiid was carrying the scoring load. Somehow, that time (again, at most 10 minutes and probably…

Hey, there’s no guarantee Murray will start the season as QB1. They could always go with the veteran backup for a few weeks. They’ve got, uh...

Embiid’s +17 is part of the wildest stat disparity I noticed in the box score: how did he put that up in 35 minutes while Simmons put up a -16 in 38?

they should lower the rims anywhere from three to one inches

I can’t decide if it’s more hilarious or horrifying the the President’s particular mental ... uh ... foibles can be so obviously put on display for something so minor. Everyone knows why he is doing it, everyone knows those reasons are fucking crazy, and nobody can do anything about it.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

Sam, not yet a glint in the Gaffer’s balls, inspired Bilbo to leave the Shire by being the existential dread of children tying you down to one place.

Or the many, many people who would get killed in random arguments at bars or nightclubs if being armed their was a regular thing. It’s not the government that stops you from bringing a gun to a concert! It’s the concert venue, because it would be fucking insane for them to let you bring a gun to a concert!

good memes