How is it going to get worse? The stadium, Barry, the stadium!

Not even mentioning Barstool is an A+ troll job for a media beef in review pod.

Can we get a “The Best Things We Got Stuck In Out Ass in 2018”?

Yes, but what about the pillories?

They’re almost too good to hate, but somehow my cold dead heart found a way.

Seconding that “Josh Allen has to beat the entirety of math” is just a solid gold line. Well done. The rest is good too.

I definitely agree that he’s doing it for bad reasons. It’s difficult to decide if I should support any given policy if Trump accidentally stumbles onto something good (like when he supported the recent criminal justice reform bill). It’s obvious that it is usually for the wrong reasons. But the end result might be…

Sorry. It’s my wife’s name. Force of habit.

Somewhat impressed by Trump’s ability to make a shit sandwich out of every situation. I could get behind the idea of not being in Syria; permanent war is bad. But announcing a pullout without telling your allies or your own military leadership is just stunningly stupid. And now he’s lost one of the only members of his…

This is the whole point that Meg is making. The question is stupid. The article is about the exhaustion she feels over society expecting women to perform all of the emotional and actual labor to clean up after a bunch of sexist men. Going forward is not the interesting question, and it is not where the root of the…

The answer to “what would you rather have happen” is “not let this shit happen in the first place.” You don’t get a pat on the back for hiring a qualified cleaning company to pick up after the shit you took on the couch. Don’t shit on the couch.

lol no

What problem would that sort of tunnel solve that a subway does not already solve for a vastly larger number of people?

You forgot to mention that even though this is the Boring Company, the company he named for all of the innovative tunnel Boeing it will be doing, it just bought a tunnel boring machine from somebody else because that is a perfectly well designed technology from 100 years ago as well.

A Christmas present beyond the amazing gifts which can be purchased from the Williams-Sonoma Catalog.

Gruden continues to accelerate away from Deadspin at an ever increasing rate, heralding a Big Rip in the near future.

Perry Bible Fellowship was way ahead of you, Tucker.

Simon & Schuster just finished up their lawsuit over not publishing Nuzzi’s Nazi buddy Milo’s book, and it was so much fun they decided to start all over again.

When I was in law school I was interning as a clerk for a federal judge, and he had me do the “all rise” introduction for a naturalization ceremony. I ended up in a bunch of families photos for the day because the line to take one with the judge was super long, and I showed up with him wearing a suit, so close enough.…

Naturalization ceremonies are amazingly cool and everybody should go to one.