Melo is the Rockets’ frosted O-ring.

The Badgers picked a good year to suck because I am done with college football. Fuck all of this.

It’s extremely well settled law. So was Section 5 of the Civil Rights Act, but that didn’t stop the Roberts court from inventing a right of equal treatment of the states to invalidate it.

This is such a bugfuck crazy thing. And I would add that it isn’t just immigrants who are targeted by this. Can you prove your parents were here legally when you were born? I don’t have that paperwork lying around.

You didn’t even get into the fact that his opening prayer was not for the victims, but for the Republican candidates. Pence brought him back out to pray for the victims afterward.

One of the weirdest things about this is that shooting, outside shooting in particular, is that rare NBA skill that we have good evidence players can achieve by just, you know, doing it a bunch. It’s not like anybody’s worried about Simmons being able to get his shot off. He just has to hit it. And if he’s early…

what dumpster did the old Gawker trolls come out of and can they go back?

I want them to give him a Bobby Bonilla style buyout so I can tell my grandkids about it when they’re still making payments in 50 years.

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Only if I get the rights to 500 Days of Kristen.

I say the same thing any time there is video evidence of the way I live.

There are so many fun and weird teams this season and it doesn’t feel like we have our normal complement of dour, unwatchable dumpster fires. I guess maybe just the Cavs? I think everyone else has at least 1 guy worth watching.

Most people wouldn’t even steal. I mean, I guess the bank would just tell you all of your money is theirs now. But people going to someone’s house and jacking their stuff? It’s not the fact that it’s illegal that stops people from doing that.

How do we know it’s about Butler? I don’t see anyone in the photo.

The “he’s what a normal American would be without constraints” opinion comes from the same place as people who think The Purge reflects an accurate view of what people would do if murder was legal for in a day. In effect, they think everyone is a psychopath because they are.

Putting the junk back in junction.

I get why it was called that way, but that should have only been a penalty on Ertz. That’s a clean hit on Wentz (he’s miming that he has the ball, so he’s fair game), and it’s not like Reid has to just stand there and take a hit for no reason.

It’s retrograde bullshit to even call it a “crisis,” because that involves at least somewhat buying into the entirely false premise that the protests were bad for the league’s bottom line. Which they weren’t.

please give Elway the mouth eyes thank you

“Instead of attending the games, these women should follow the action online, where no one has ever been, or will ever be, horny.”