Yet (RIP, seriously) everyone was amazed that the little boy was eaten by the gator at the Grand Floridian. I did two Disney College programs, but I’m a TEACHER, and half of my colleagues were surprised that there were gators on Disney property. It’s a swamp, people. Yes, they are relocated all the time....but they…

Ughhh. I used to work in Disney and lived just down the road from Celebration. My ex and half my old friends live there now. I will say though, that I could take the palmetto bugs over the peak of love bug season ANY DAY. I know, I know, they’re harmless. But when it was peak season, they covered EVERYTHING.

Hugs to you, my fellow allergy sufferer. I get shit on all the time, too, for not wanting to go camping. People, I CANNOT sleep outside. I mean, I’m a slightly high maintenance bitch too because I enjoy a bed, but I can’t even sleep with my bedroom windows open! Air purifiers here, too, and in my parents house the…

It’s 15 years later, I’m a NYer, and I still lose my shit on 9/11 EVERY year. I lost my shit watching all the names being read this morning. Big, ugly cry every year (before I go to work, typically. I teach, so I get it all out in the morning). My classroom was 90 degrees INSIDE on Friday (no AC) and I almost passed…

While that picture is AWESOME, my second cousins and I look freakishly alike. I pretty much have the same face and body shape as my second cousin, and our parents are first cousins. She looks more like me than my real sister does. When all of us second cousins stand for pictures, it’s actually kind of creepy how much…

As I sit here trying to figure out if I just took my adderall or not (hey, it’s 5:25 am), I just laughed so hard at this. I feel you.

My apologies, I completely misread your original post!

Exactly.

Pretty obnoxious shit is said about skinny people. It’s infuriating to read on both ends of the spectrum. I don’t doubt that skinny people have it “easier”, but if we’re pissed at shaming women for their natural weight/body type, we shouldn’t be acting like assholes towards naturally petite/thin women either. It’s…

I’m a size 00P in many stores right now if it’s an A-line dress. I’m 5'2" on a good day and petite, but I have a TINY waist, yet am very pear shaped (24" waist, 37" hips). Bubble butt, too. I dress well for my figure, but seriously, you can be naturally tiny and NOT extremely deprive yourself. Never assume.

Have you seen the one with the Daughters of Triton, where he can’t remember most of their names and just starts singing “Olestra” and inserting random words? I died.

It’s expensive AF. DVC makes it cheaper. The fact that I bought it with a ridiculous Cast Member discount at the time (30%, plus whatever you saved if you bought before you ended your trip) didn’t hurt, either. We travel other places though, too...though I’m typing this as I’m making all of my dining reservations for…

Disney Vacation Club, man.

I remember my Disney trip from when I was 4. The thing about taking them younger is that they’re young enough to really buy into all the magic. By 8? Mehhh some skepticism is happening.

Good luck.

Not going to work...they go way too fast. Anyone who works in a theme park can tell you that just keeping the damn app open during work would totally hatch all your eggs (I used to work at Epcot. Never walked more than I did then.) Disney wouldn’t let us have our phones on us “on stage” though, and there is no way my…

See, I have a big ass, and I wear dresses to work on the regular. Big ass, wide hips...but very tiny waist. Pear shape all the way. I feel more comfortable in dresses; they fit me better. But NO pleats. My God. Then I just look like a walking lampshade.

Right, but you said “simulate”. I’m confused at what we’re disagreeing on at this point, haha.

They’re usually in the water. They were around you, you just did not notice.

No, I never said that...but you said “simulated a wetland environment” when in reality...that’s exactly what it is. If ANYTHING they were simulating something else entirely when they were creating those large lakes (Sassagoula River by Port Orleans for example is supposed to be the Mississippi). Wander around property…