As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

To say nothing of nonconsensual genital grabbing.

I’m a family friend of the late Neil Reed, and had the opportunity to go see him play for Knight at Indiana a couple of times. This allowed me to meet with the team and the entire coaching staff, including Bobby Knight.

That guy has definitely had his balls squeezed before. No big deal if this time it was nonconsensual.

You people make me sick. There’s nothing wrong with wishing things were how they used to be. To yearn for a time when our skills were in demand and we were valued. To not be cast aside like an obsolete broken part. Things were better back in the good old days,

Be careful, Andrew. Touting yourself as a conservative Maverick is an easy way to get yourself linked to Sarah Palin forever.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I work abroad. I’ve hired half a dozen Harvard Law grads for summer internships. Incidentally, I’ve had half a dozen terrible summers.

Dang it.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Bile U Bengals

Fair point, although you’d think of any team, the Jets might be able to find an exception there.

Damn, sad I missed this one. Story time anyway!

I have a story like this, and it was a few years ago, but that’s shamefully recently.

I’m not here for this Tyrell Williams/Travis Benjamin slander, they are completely serviceable and Hunter Henry looks downright good. The Chargers offense has been fine, the defense lost all those games to start the year

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.