“Hannah Storm is off today.”

They need to get a life.

Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”

Pro tip for that Radler (any Radler, Stiegl makes a good one): make a Gin cocktail with it.

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

I think one train of thought is that they’ll already get those sales you’re talking about, so why not advertise to somebody outside your existing demo? If you want to grow you can’t keep trying to sell to the exact same subset of people.

/gets odd sensation on side of head

Apparently, they’ve also outlawed the drag bunt.

With your permission, I’d like to use this as the epitaph on the Deadspin commenting tombstone.

You must be a dark fucking gambling hole to willingly leak information, really sloppily, and give up game plan information to help the school you graduated from, a team you played for and to hurt kids you’ve coached as recently as last year.  

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

He knows some people in Russia, terrific people...

100%. My friend very much took the right path. It’s one reason why I admired him so much and that memory still sticks in my head. He didn’t let that butthole get to him. I wish I could let crap roll off my back like he did. Then again, I don’t like to think of why he’s so accustomed to letting stuff like that…

Shame on Mr. Marshall for not appreciating the economic anxiety of the letter writer. Clearly it’s the job of liberals, and especially minorities, to have empathy for folks like that and not be mean to them. (cont) 1/436

Lots of economic anxiety in that letter.

Can we forward this to John Roberts to see if we can get a redo on the VRA case? Because I’m kinda getting a strange vibe that maybe racism is still alive and kicking in the USA despite what he thinks.

When news broke that Kaepernick got benched my girlfriend’s parents both repeatedly said, “Serves him right. I hope they lose every game.”

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha