Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

I was 9 years old and in Mankato, Minn., for the Minnesota Vikings training camp. My dad prodded me to get some autographs from famous Vikings, including coach Bud Grant. Bud, who is something of a legend in Minnesota despite his 0-4 Superbowl record, carried a purple pen and would only sign his autograph with it. We…

Curt Schilling tried to have me thrown out of a stadium twice, both on nights he wasn’t pitching (once in Philly, once in Scranton for an exhibition game). I was a little kid and my uncle was high up in the front office, so I got to stand on the field for a minute or two once every few years. The first time, I was…

Rob Corddry was kind of a dick

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

It’s been just two years since the Jets’ most recent housecleaning, when Rex Ryan’s and John Idzik’s John Idzik’s and Rex Ryan’s forced Laurel and Hardy routine went crashing into the bandstand.

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

If he were a good Christian he would have been found alive inside a boulder.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Goddamn wussies.

Probably came in a package from Brooklyn, who love to trade for dead C’s.

Pontiac engineers in the 90s- “We need a way to get air to the engine. Should we use a grille like everyone else? NO! Only several hood scoops will work!”

What would happen if you used the offbrand stuff on a little dick? you know, like Conor McGregor?

If you really look closely at his eyes on that dunk, you can see The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.