Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

... do these valves help at all with lower rpms (where some extra level of backpressure or whatnot is useful)?

Uh okay so here’s the thing. “Bitches get things done” and that’s cool and all, but what Condoleezza Rice got done was war crimes by prosecuting the case for an international war on a lie in violation of the UN charter. Like, let’s not let our wokeness get in the way of the fact that she’s a monstrous, terrible human…

Of that $9500, what could you recuperate by parting out the bits that haven’t exploded/failed? If it’s just even $5k, and the car lasts a year, that’s $375/month for a 911. Not too bad.

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

There’s a channel that shows old Johnny Carson-era Tonight Show shows (man, that’s a lot of shows in one sentence).

Contestant: [watches video above]

and usually they were following the AFC’s best teams, which for much of the 1980s meant the Chargers, Raiders, Broncos, Dolphins, Browns.

Lambo: C’mon coach we were just kidding around.

Yeah but FutureWorthlessBatsForKids.com has already disappointed enough kids trying to offload all their Michael Jordan gear.

Take your star, you jerk.

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Wow what is it with football players in Florida stealing grab legs

This is awesome and brings back great memories I think I repressed until just now.

Back in the Marines, I was the press chief for the base paper at Twentynine Palms. I’d been a small town daily editor before that, so I taught the grateful younger Marines the press pass scam. We went to UFC events in Vegas and sports and concerts all over Southern California on the premise that “we’re trying to…