Hey now, I am fat, male and 34 and I had 31 gall stones.

Probably having his horn removed.

“According to sources, the Padres reached midseason with dramatically fewer medical entries on their players [in MLB’s centralized system]. An average number of entries for a given team might be in the range of 60 by the All-Star break. The Padres had fewer than 10, according to a source.”

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

San Diego has the shittiest run franchises, don’t they? It’s like they take notes off each other as to how to be the biggest assholes.

“These are the healthiest players ever.”

*CTRL-F* “Shie-”

I’m am also not a Rams fan at all, but would like to see Goff succeed because he was a first-round QB who wears a jersey number larger than 12. I like that 16. You don’t see a lot of QBs wearing 16 anymore. ...my god, this is how boring this team is.

This is frankly a more eloquent response than one might expect from a white guy in South Carolina, seeing as how it involved neither Confederate flags nor beef jerky.

“Dabo doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. The world sucks, people are assholes, everyone is out to screw you over, all you can do about it use this all of this fucking bullshit as fuel to drive you to win at least 5 national championships.”

Yes! If we all just drank the invisible sky monster kool-aid, we could finally put this nonsense behind us.
How about if they all drank the critical thinking kool-aid? Where can I get enough of that to hose down all these assholes who have never even gotten a taste of what it feels like to be treated like a sub-human…

When I saw the “Dansby Swanson Takes Ball To Crotch” headline, I thought it was this guy. I was disappointed then, and I am disappointed now.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

You’ll be happy (I hope) to hear that many of us professors are trying in earnest to limit student expenditures on books. Instead of requiring students to buy a $100 anthology for my class, I assigned mass market alternatives that will cost my students at maximum $60, but as little as $20 if they buy used off of…

This is truly terrible. I expect Cam to receive some kind of suspension for his foul language. My children would like to enjoy watching a man get lobotomized without covering their ears.

As a former college athlete, it’s really not surprising or as nefarious as you’ve made it out to be. I’ve committed the same violation they’re being charged with. And, like them, I was also unaware until this very moment that I was committing a violation. To give a bit more insight on how these bookstore accounts…

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

“What these guys really want is a market value contract, rather than playing for free in college or an artificially under-valued rookie contract. All about the money with these young guys.”