You have never hung out with a baseball player.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

As a Rams’ fan I’ve been trying to figure this out for the past few years also. The worst was 2013's Monday night game, where the future Super Bowl Champion Hawks were literally run over by the Rams D-line and future (current?) streetcart hotdog vendor Zac Stacy. The Rams would’ve won the game (and possibly changed…

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

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Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

I got choked out in the laundry room when I interned for an NFL team, you may be on to something.

The Chargers are the only team in the league that demands offset language in every rookie contract. Bosa’s side was willing to accept that demand, but under the stipulation that he receive the entirety of his signing bonus up front.

RIP Drew.
I look forward to JJ Watt finding you, sacking you to death, them miming typing a blog, then miming smashing the laptop over your dead body.
That’s real hustle.

Yes, definitely.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

“I have to admit, it was awkward and exhilarating at the same time”

I’d like to thank the Chargers for eternally eating shit, giving me Sundays back, and allowing me to conveniently boycott the NFL without missing out on anything other than Phil Rivers screaming hillbillyisms at some special teamer on the sideline.

Looks like he shot it out of a Bazooka.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Daytona needed a Daytona touch. I hook you up, Dodge.

It’s like if Elliot Smith wrote about football.

Generally you can get more power from a turbo engine with higher boost and lower compression ratio. Unfortunately, this means that the engine has low compression and is a dog at low RPMs when the turbo hasn’t spooled. This tech would allow the engine to behave like a really nice normally aspirated engine at low RPMs,…