This story transitioned quickly from “Doping Scandal!” to “Lazy sitcom premise.”

It’s like a great Curb Your Enthusiasm. I love it!

This was a good story.

*eyes widen. Monocle drops into teacup.*

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Well said. Can’t help but feel bad for her, having to break news like this twice now.

In the Navy, we dealt with something similar. Before the internet/email, etc, when something bad would happen back home, the Red Cross would send the message to the ship. The Radiomen/IT’s on the ship would always see the message…

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

That’s King Leonidas of Sparta, not Leonidas of Rhodes, who lived three centuries later.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

This is so fucking stupid.

So to recap, it sounds like some jamokes put house paint on the field; busted out hair blowers to try and dry paint that was sitting on top of small, rubber, easily meltable pellets; and finally tried to clean up the mess with a toxic and skin-melting chemical that was to be imminently rolled around upon by…

His candidacy is making me rethink relationships with friends and family. And I consider myself to be a conservative, politically speaking. It astounds me how I've seen friends and family light up Facebook getting behind this buffoon. If you would have told me 2 years ago that I would be voting for Hillary in this…

Did they get to keep it? Or is it like basketball and you have to throw it back?

I used to tech at a BMW race shop. One of our customers there had a daily-driven, STI-swapped bugeye WRX that we built/tuned to 480whp. The next purchase he made was a set of AP-Racing 4-piston PRo-5000+ brakes similar to this:

All I want to know is how fast I’m getting paid. I want this car out of my life and cash in my pocket so I can move on.

I take away points for being insensitive about Native American culture, but it’s kind of refreshing to see piss enthusiasts being represented for once.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

They’ve got a death lineup. Possession dies with Melo. Possession dies with Rose. Noah’s knee dies. Porzingis’ career dies. Fans are dead inside. Lot of death all around.

And they should be ticketed. I don’t need ‘civilians’ on the highway towing that much because they believe they're as good as a trained professional driver. Hacks.