“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

New Orleans is a perfect alternate host. All residents can attest to there being absolutely no regulation on public bathroom accessibility.

God, I miss Dr. Z

Things I will always remember about Peanut:

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Remember in the pitch meetings when I said we were much better than your old team in the playoffs... Welcome to the lesser team KD! Can I get my new teammate anything? Some regret or coffee perhaps?

And here’s MortyC137 shitting in the Stanley Cup

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

dear neighborhood kids - stop taking my squirtles!

If every cop gave $1 for every offensive thing they said about BLM we could finally make reparations

When I worked at a bowling center, on our Sunday night league there was a guy named Michael Hunt. Would get outrageously offended when anybody called him Mike. I assume his childhood was not fun.

Not what I said. Note my careful hedging, which I’m sincere about: “College kids wanting to play sports is great ... [there’s no benefit to] institutionalizing it at anything close to this level”.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

I think the point is that the pain is there for a reason (your body has been mangled) and the toradol disappears it. It's not about getting high, it's about falsely making players feel like their bodies are OK for game day.

This goes on at every university with a major football program. Few programs are self sustainable so the academic side subsidizes the athletic dept. When incidents like these happen, the question is always, is the investment worth it? The cost to pay a football coaches salary could endow many faculty positions or…

It’s all the more impressive when you consider the mental bandwidth it takes to mash four home runs while talking on a bluetooth headset.

Both! I hope to one day catch a home run in the comfort of my own home

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

I once got black flagged at a friends gokarting birthday party. I tried to take my brother on the inside by our braking him for a hairpin but he purposefully cut me off. To the employees it looked like I tried to t-bone him at full speed and they directed me into the pits for the rest of the session.