Here you are in a similar color

I’m surprised you didn’t find a way to make this about a shitbox chrysler product.

Most Monte Carlo fans will want to be able to put louvers on the back glass so no one can see them necking with Brandi in the mall parking lot.

Volatile pricing and a right wing memelord leading the charge. Who could have expected that to go poorly?

The scary part is it uses Jaguar V12 ignition systems. Dahm is playing with fire.

You still support this treasonous bastard? You should be ashamed. Unless you are a bootlicking fascist then... carry on.

What diesel gets double the mpg and where do you live where diesel costs the same?

stop trying to make Kookie dooks a thing. Aint gonna happen

What happens AT NIGHT when you just might not see the “full rear of the car?”

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

“Mini has chosen the Union Jack lights to highlight Mini’s British heritage, and has been using them for a while. With regard to the turn indicator light pattern, there should be no trouble at all for a driver to understand, when seeing the full rear of the car, which direction is being indicated.

Would you consider my 4cyl ‘10 Frontier a compact truck? I wouldn’t. It’s roughly the same size as a stock F-150 from the ‘80s-’90s...

I suppose if you owned a 1-of-500-built ‘69 Charger Daytona, you could use this (smirk!) Daytona truck to haul it.

I have nothing to contribute here, but I will chip in to express my undying vitriol towards trucks as a primary means of transportation.

Yeah, it seems like people on here seem to think it’s a $6000 car, which is just wrong. But 12k is definitely a little high, probably should be more like $9,999.

Wouldn’t you rather have a Fiesta ST?

Ahhhhh, goddamnit. Well I was on board until this...
Fuckin’ hell would it kill people to make actual gauges and controls instead of this shit that actually kills people? The number of pedestrian accidents is on the rise because of stupid “centric” designs based around a touch screen like this that take your eyes off…

He’s like a Stephen Colbert parody of himself who went too far and ended up taking himself too seriously.

Clowjob?

Vadim, who did you piss off at the AV Club office to get stuck watching all this bullshit?