Itchy and Scratchy Land falls under the Delos brand so having that and Westworld up there would feel like double dipping.

Yall left off  Rollercoaster, Thrill, The Machinist, and Something Wicked This Way Comes.

This is why the AVClub is for sale.  

As great as Jurassic Park was, it always amused me that Michael Crichton just rehashed the idea of Westworld, crossing out “robots” and pencilling in “dinosaurs”.

Well, that and the CancerAIDS

Krustyland is 100% safe. Those tourist were decapitated BEFORE they entered the park.

My local radio station thinks “Hallelujah” is a Christmas song. I am not referring to the Handel chorus.

Mr. LDBC (the guy who runs the game) here. Worth noting: I didn’t actually choose the song. Rather, a friend told me how friends of his in the Bay Area played an in-person version of the game, so I put it online for a lark, and the population’s slowly grown ever since. For the record, I even LIKE the Bing/Bowie…

But now they are mostly known for the bizarre death of Brian Connely, who induced a brain aneurysm by over-twanging his A string.

The franchise is about a guy named Michael also, so that’s a nice piece of business.

He’s slippin’ on pee pee at the CostCo with angels now. RIP.

Would you eulogize Billy Bob Thornton like that?

RIP Charlie T Wilbury Jnr