What’s The Matter With Kansas? Well, for one thing, they tore down Metcalf South and the cool-ass fountain with water draining from one pan into another.

I once incurred the wrath of an AVC commentor by suggesting that Colbert was going to make a perfectly good dog-food salesman when he took over Late Show. I think I was right, and also that commentor apparently didn’t know their late-night talk show history and totally missed that I was referring to Johnny Carson:

I haven’t posted here in forever. I was around in the pre-registration days, and let me tell you about why it hasn’t been the same since...

Twitter is much too silly. Shut it off, now!

For me, the most important aspect of this version of <i>Shada</i> is Baker’s return to an apparently canonical, on-screen portrayal of the Fourth Doctor. Not a hinky charity special, not a mysterious is-he-or-isn’t-he character, and not an audio version. It’s the first honest-to-Rassilon on-screen footage of his…

Coincidentally, a couple of weeks ago, I found a used vinyl copy of an early 90s Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet album. They were, of course, the band that performed the KITH theme.

Even I, who have been around AVC forever, had forgotten about that one.

I'm Spartacus! And so's my wife!

I'm Spartacus! And so's my wife!

They are really neat! They are full of turtle meat!

HIT THE ROAD, JACK!

That's a courageous opinion from a CARE BEAR!!!!

And his lovely wife!

SUPERCAR

GUYS GUYS! I JUST FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCERAI… OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIT

I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I hear it… I hear it… that SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND!

*from inside a packing crate*

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY COMMENTS

PAGING HUEY LEWIS