More of a Charlie McCarthy if you ask me

"Galveston" is pretty much the essence of circa-1970 radio-friendly pop music

New York City… the Big Cheeto… The City That Doesn't Sleep (In It's Own Bed But Can Crash On My Couch Doing Nothing But Playing Zelda For 3 Weeks And Getting Orange Dust Everywhere)

For the full effect, drive across Kansas while the song is on repeat.

Wouldn't Post-Kinga be the period after this site is taken over by the MST3K character played by Felicia Day?

Please keep these emotional rants to yourself.

I think for some people that does work (at least that's what people have told me). But to say it's a cure-all is just dumb. Like those stupid "this is an antidepressant" memes that show up on Facebook depicting someone walking through the woods and a pile of pills with a big red X. I think being out in the woods is…

But I do live in a glass house.

If they are state-sponsored (or tolerated) actors, then they might be telling the truth.

I have a beard that's almost Letterman level. I'm constantly debating with myself as to whether I should shave it.

You know, you've got a better chance of being struck by lightning than

I'm sorry I'm late. Is this the Jethro Tull convention? I wasn't sure which Applebee's is hosting.

*audience hoots*

Well, "dragonmom@hotmail.com" wasn't that hard to guess in the first place.

I had forgotten that the world was created in 1946

Not for 10 years or so: http://ultimateclassicrock….

*Spike Lee angrily throws out his copy of Aqualung*

You have died of media-induced dysentery.

They were killed.

It was at least more geologically plausible than Volcano.