I’d kinda prefer you take your own advice instead of attacking one of the few people in the world with a platform, who’s actually trying to educate and make people smarter so maybe this sad dystopia we’re heading for can be averted.

He just taught me that water crystals have six-fold symmetry. That probably wouldn’t have happened without his input. I don’t know. Learning stuff can be kind of good.

It’s a CBA rule, but it’s one the owners actually like because agents say the owners frequently point to it as an excuse for refusing to put guarantees into contracts.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

In their defense, it’s Dallas. The only unarmed person in that room was Oswald.

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

To paraphrase the once amusing Dennis Miller, ‘ I haven’t seen security that slow since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer’.

I almost wish I could say “this is the last straw, I’m done with ESPN!”

I am surprised Thurman’s shorts did not drop on that stomach punch. 

This will never not be funny. 

my favorite piece of Rand Paul trivia is that he is self-certified as an ophthalmologist, because the state of Kentucky will not certify him as an ophthalmologist.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Remember when the worry over this sort of thing (i.e. splitting up families) was exactly the problem with undocumented immigrants, not at all long before the Trumpbillies declared an invasion at the border? Now we’re one step away from Republicans saying, “We need a way to identify the legal ones, like a hat, a badge…

If you’re white it’s called “calling 911 then shrugging when people get killed.”

an actual american killed my grandpa, why should i be okay with citizens living here, they must all be terrible because of my anecdote!

Probably Fortnite, seeing as they’re taking advantage of children and their parents’ credit cards. 

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

So wait wait wait wait wait. It’s fucking COINCIDENCE that every single slave in the antebellum South just happened to be black?

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.