If I’m reading that correctly, it looks as though many of those rules were added in 2016 and 2017. Why would a Republican controlled House add such rules limiting themselves like that?

If only the Space Force followed the same procedures.

This is literally what I was going to post.

The PGA is a sporting concern whose most prestigious tournament takes place at a club that had no black members until 1990

“Stick to sports!”

At least other sports (soccer) seem to use this as an offset to prevent stopping the contests for advertising.  American sports look to add more advertising to go with the advertiser paid for stoppages.  Hell our sports even shrink the screen sometimes to work in an extra in game ad or 50.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

Armando Galarraga*** and also no. Jim Joyce didn’t have the benefit of replay to overturn a call like we do now. Jim Joyce also said that he thought he got that call right until he saw the replay. But there was nothing he could do about it at that point. Galarraga became more famous for that than he would have if he…

this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.

on it!

Sometimes I’m ok with a fan riot and the opposing team being escorted away by law enforcement as bottles and the occasional hand grenade rain down upon them.

I wonder what would have happened if the final batter had bunted and got on first.

Oh, don’t get me wrong—this is a person that should hear nothing if not a chorus of boos from the moment she wakes up to the moment she falls asleep, due to her status as a stain upon humanity. It makes me ill to think I have to breathe the same air as her.

As long as Mexico’s fans continue to shout “Puto” after each and every opposition goal kick, FIFA will not have done enough.

Everytime the fans act in a racist manner, the referee shall halt the game, all exits shall be barred, and the entirety of Crash will be shown on the jumbotron. Not to make the fans any less racist, but to punish them for their boorish behavior.

Ball Four taught me that you can just get a tan one week before spring training and your teammates will think you worked out all off-season. I tried it in 2008 and it actually worked!

I was probably 12 when I read Ball Four. I still say “shitfuck” but I’ve (mostly) given up beaver shooting. What a strange new world Mr. Bouton opened up to a sweet, innocent boy. Man I miss that kid

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt