GeoffreyIsAGiraffe
geoffreyisagiraffe
Jun 9
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You’re telling me that two strangers, carrying suspect envelopes without any identifying information or postage, were allowed to bring in and distribute said envelopes to a government office (police no less), and NO ONE HAD A GODDAMN QUESTION!?!?!?! Read more

Oct 24
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Even my most MAGA friends in Houston are bitching about the distraction. Let me make it clear: they think it is great that he finally put some of those uppity women reporters in their place but they think the timing should have been better. Fuck Houston is a weird place.

Oct 24
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Who is editing and proofing the articles this week? Is someone sick? Between the mistakes and the corrections and the FUCKING AUTOPLAY VIDEOS this site is starting to pick up speed downhill.

Oct 24
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This is the third mistake I’ve seen in three soccer articles alone. They screwed this up. Screwed up the ages in the Olympiakos story. Got the teams wrong in the RB Leipzig goal story.
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Oct 22
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Astros fan here... just want to remind everyone that you can still root for the Astros while simultaneously rooting for a fraction of the team to be shot into the sun. You do not have to defend terrible fucking people just because you’re a fan.

Oct 16
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I guarantee that they had a brief conversation where they deemed it would be too obvious to call from his own phone... then they proceeded to call from his friend’s Adderall dust covered iPhone 8.

Oct 16
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On that transfer form, WFAA reported, the address listed for the brothers belongs to the owner of the RV park, Randy Wafford, who did not respond to request for comment.”

Oct 7
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It is a substantially more expensive and bigger logistical nightmare to move an entire organization internationally for a week rather than a weekend. It could just be inexperience or it could have been a financial decision or it could even be as simple as they could not get it done for whatever reason. Read more

Oct 7
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Hot take... this was an intentional effort by Bradshaw and Microsoft to get him to stupidly wave around that tablet.

Oct 7
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Hopefully it will be called Dirty Laundry. I wonder if he has the rights to the UniWatch brand.

Oct 3
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Fortunately for him, I believe he has a decent enough following to be picked up by another outlet. I honestly didn’t even realize (maybe I did in the back of my mind?) he was with SI until now and I have been following him for a while now.

Oct 2
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I actually used to respect what he did. He worked hard to get sources to give him great scoops and he earned his success. However... now he is just a walking megaphone with more hands in his pockets than Jimmy Hoffa. His last twenty tweets are literally nothing but press releases or him quoting other people. Even the Read more